Merventures

So today I was at the swap meet and there’s this girl that works next to my aunt and my aunt pushed me to help her and her friend pack up. I did and in the process I got really shaky and nervous (as usual) but still mustered up some courage to start a conversion. We were almost done when suddenly this happened. I ripped my shorts -__- first thing that came to mind was ” just say you have to go to the bathroom” but I didn’t wanna look more of a loser than I already did so I tried playing it off as nothing happens and kept my legs closed. Luckily they didn’t notice till my aunt told them. I told her to just to add some laughs but I think it was more of a added insult to injury. Only these things happen to me. Why oh why.